Hi I'm Evie and I like making mutuals.

Hockey players are beautiful creatures and I love them all. Every last one... but especially Darcy Kuemper and Josh Harding.

I often say "uff da" un-ironically and it's a problem.

#c16865 is a very important color

jannik-hansen:

*sighs deeply* sports

(Source: jonathanslow)

boone jenner shows you how to treat a stick right.

(Source: mayray)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(Source: haleycomet)

godyes:

10,000Fuck

godyes:

10,000Fuck

wonderous-world:

Moose by John Phillips

jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

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